i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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