just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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