Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Do plants get herpes?
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