i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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