CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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