there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
as a side note pls kill me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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