I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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