Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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