Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
