I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
