Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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