Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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