What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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