Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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