would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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