Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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