the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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