I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
