Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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