Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
