i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I understand Curling. That high.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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