I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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