Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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