please come you make the beer taste better
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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