Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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