think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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