ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
