Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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