just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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