For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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