I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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