I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I know her cup size but not her name....
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