I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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