Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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