Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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