it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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