how can u be prego again
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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