I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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