he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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