Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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