In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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