if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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