dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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