Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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