im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was like eating out sand paper
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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