He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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