they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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