Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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