this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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