The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Don't EVER smell your tampon
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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