ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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